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Directions to The Corp Dot Com™: From the Interstate, take Exit 5, headed outbound, until your second traffic light. Turn right onto Commerce Way and make an immediate left onto Prosperity Street. At the second stop sign, turn right and follow Happenstance Road for one-tenth of a mile and then take an immediate left on Industry Avenue. At the light, turn left on Prosperity Street and left again back onto Commerce Way. Make an immediate right into our parking lot. Please note: All spaces are reserved and violators WILL be towed.

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